RED BLACKBERRY JOYRIDES THRU SAN FRANCISCO!


Always found this blog post an hilarious way to get over losing my Blackberry, all the notes, files, contacts and music. Humor is healing.

Dafina's Treasures

Life has gotten way too serious! BREAKING NEWS: This just in! Police Report given by Oakland’s Licensed Acupuncturist, Dafina Kuficha: “Who knew when I got out of the taxi,

CAB DRIVER: BENITO FOURATUCCI

my assistant,  Ms. Red Blackberry, had remained behind, and sadly with all my precious business and personal documents still in her possession. I didn’t realize it right away as I was rushing to get to the parking lot in time to avoid paying extra parking fees. You know I could pay a third of my office rent for what it costs to park in San Francisco.  Sorry, I digress. I asked Ms. Red to phone my publisher and when she didn’t reply, I turned around and she was nowhere to be seen. That’s when I realized she did not leave the taxicab. “Ms. Red hadn’t been herself lately. She and the cab driver had been flirting. After…

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